PG’s Giraffe Jokes Page
Property Giraffe is growing fast… And not just his long neck!!
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HINT: They don’t get any better!
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? Answer…
Q: Why did the teenage giraffe get poor GCSEs?
Answer: He had his head in the clouds.
Q: What’s green and hangs from trees? Answer: Giraffe snot.
Q: What do you call a princess giraffe?
A: Your Royal High-ness.
Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a policeman?
I mean, the Long-arm of the Law !
Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
Answer: One has hydraulics and the other has high bollocks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
Answer: A twelve-foot toothbrush
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to admit they’re wrong?
Answer: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has? A: Baby giraffes!
Q: Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Answer: Because they’re naturally high!